Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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