Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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