fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
ttyl tear gas
I wish there were birth control emojis
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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