Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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