everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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