She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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