ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
zippers are such a cool invention
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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