Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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