Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
its not stalking. its research.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
sex in a hospital.. check
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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