still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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