why didn't you poke me back
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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