Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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