Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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