Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
