i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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