i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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