I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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