Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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