i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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