Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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