so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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