if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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