yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
My ATM looks so different sober.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
