She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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