It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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