Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Just pee around me
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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