So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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