i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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