Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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