The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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