I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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