next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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