There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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