the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
