And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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