he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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