So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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