im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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