This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
this is an emotional support booty call
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