OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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