Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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