Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
please come you make the beer taste better
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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