Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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