K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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