I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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