I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
