3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I look better un-naked...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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