Don't you send me to vm
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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