What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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