I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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