You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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