after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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