I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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