I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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