can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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