White coat. Heels.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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