Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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