yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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